Funny stuffs Moscow
LIFE is such a whore - Imgur

LIFE is such a whore - Imgur

bakedasasnake:

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

omg I’m crying

bakedasasnake:

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

omg I’m crying

(Source: deersugar, via sammitch315)

I think everyone can identify with this. - Imgur

I think everyone can identify with this. - Imgur

Pick through Reddit’s “creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you” - Imgur

Pick through Reddit’s “creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you” - Imgur

fwips:

:T my grandma just walked in my room while i was practicing drawing naked dudes and ladies in erotic poses and we just kind of stared at each other then she asked me if i wanted hamburgers for dinner 

image

(via fandoms-are-not-sins-deactivate)

Once there was a love sick princess…

Once there was a love sick princess…


crawling my way to the end of this semester
crawling my way to the end of this semester

(Source: elvishness, via heyfunniest)

(Source: corncobb4-1d, via heyfunniest)

My daily ritual.

My daily ritual.

  • 8 years old:

    Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!

  • 18 years old:

    WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.

By far
the finest tumblr
theme ever
created
by a crazy man
in Russia